Where my mind is, at this moment.

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

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I’m Madison Montgomery. I make seven million dollars a picture. I have two Teen Choice Awards. My mother put me to work ever since I could talk. I hated it. The last time I saw her, she snorted half my coke and then let the cops bust me for it. I am a millennial. Generation Y; born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. But it seems our one defining trait is a numbness to the world. An indifference to suffering. And that’s the rub of all this, isn’t it? I can’t feel shit. I can’t feel anything.

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johnscowlick:

johnscowlick:

when my mom was pregnant with me on halloween she painted her big pregnant belly like a pumpkin and that was my very first halloween costume i was born spoopy

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD ALSO DRESSED AS A PUMPKIN FARMER WITH A PACK OF PUMPKIN SEEDS IN HIS SHIRT POCKET BECAUSE HE PLANTED THE SEED OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID I JUST NOW GET THIS

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brigwife:

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

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Things I’ll Never Send You (via somedayiwillforgettobreathe)

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1. I still sleep in your shirt every night. My mother told me I should be a bitch and ask if you wanted it back for the next girl you use. My best friend says I should burn it. There’s a bloodstain on it right over my heart. I feel like it’s proof you damaged it.

2. I was doing laundry the other day. I thought about that time I was doing it with you and tried to steal your clean shirt. You made me take one that you had worn for a while so I’d fall asleep smelling you.

3. There’s a scar on my lip from where you bit it. You stupid fuck.

4. You asked me why I was sad once. You told me you wanted to help me, that you’d always be there to listen. We haven’t spoken in weeks.

5. I died a bit when you admitted you couldn’t remember any of the small details I had told you about me.

6. When I found out you used me to cheat, I threw up. I didn’t care so much that you had hurt me. I cared more that you had hurt her and she would never know.

7. I think I loved you even though you wouldn’t let me love you. I’ve never been one for following the rules.

8. I can’t stand pictures of you and her together. I had to remove you. I don’t think you even notice.

9. I hate you for doing this to me.

10. I hope when she breaks your heart, you try to text me. I hope you pour your heart out to me, say that it was me all along. That you love me. And I will reply with, “Sorry, who is this?”

(via missinyouiskillingme)

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If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?

weavemunchers:

cuidesac:

I would kill to be your clothes, cling to your body and hang from your bones

Did this person just sew into their body to take a picture for the Internet

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Dave Franco as Eric » 21 Jump Street

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